Sunshineandlaughingeyes

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

smartcattttt:

Line practice—-garlic

imdonebye:

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity

findingfeather:

casdeansintrouble:

jooshthepunished:

m00nxtal:

stilldickslappinthestate:

anarchocuntboogaloo:

correctopinionhaver:

correctopinionhaver:

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men’s hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

Jenni’s POV:

Gloves = thigh high stockings

Solution: mittens

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

Y'all realize literally NONE of this is doing anything but reinforcing the hands = tits comparison, right.

(Source: correctopinionhaver)

catchymemes:

fallingtowers:

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

brightlotusmoon:

mental-illness-bingo:

autistic-af:

remusthedroid:

autistic-af:

cinnamon-and-whitenoise:

autistic-af:

I don’t care what people say. Drinking water is such a horrible experience if it’s not ice cold and drunk immediately.

It can taste funny, smell funny…filtered or not.

I HATE drinking water because of this!!

My husband says “water doesn’t have a taste”. It absolutely does! Even the most neutral of waters has a taste and that taste is Water. We argue about it sometimes lol

Hubby gave me a cup of water for my pills last night and I grimaced cuz I could taste that it was from a slightly warm tap. I told him it tasted like heat. It wasn’t hot. But I could taste the heat like bubbles.

He just stared at me and walked away. 😂

Sometimes, and i dont know why, but sometimes water randomly tastes like dirty sock water. Its gross and makes me gag. Water definitely has a taste and the taste varies and its annoying and gross.

My husband: It’s just water. Water has no taste.

The entire Autistic Community: Fuck water!

My doctor told me a few years ago (before my autism dx) that “if you can taste water, you’re probably hypersensitive to the metals and minerals in it. Let me guess, every single different place you get water from, maybe even different sinks in your house, it all tastes different, right? Yeah, you’re tasting minerals that normally people can’t taste. I can’t really blame you for not drinking water when it probably tastes like licking rocks. The only thing I can really do to help is suggest you flavor your water with mio or powdered mix” and I would *not* be surprised to find out that autism increases your likelihood for sensitivity to that taste!

My roommate, autistic, hates our tap water. I, autistic, can absolutely tell the difference in taste. I agree that we can have the weirdest kinds of sensitivity that nobody believes.

I grew up on Brooklyn water and artisan well water and upstate NY water, then when I moved near DC, I went through months of feeling like the water had a vastly different taste - because it absolutely did.

horde-princess:

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

lovestory:

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS